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“Man bites off another’s ear outside Staten Island diner”

hakunamatatapeeta:

http://www.silive.com/news/index.ssf/2012/05/cops_man_bites_off_anothers_ea.html

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guys I’m from Staten Island, I live here and the ZOMBIES ARE SPREADING

i`m shitting myself

gotta go, gonna hide in my bed forever so that nobody can FUCKING EAT ME. 

he-ate-my-heart-outt:

his face ugh

he-ate-my-heart-outt:

his face ugh

I will never be tired of Alexander Ludwig. 

I will never be tired of Alexander Ludwig. 

gameofcatandmouse:

this is my human. when human is fussy, i just pet it like this.

as you can see, human is calm.

reblog everytime

himynameispau:

i wanna love you, but something’s pulling me away from you.

himynameispau:

i wanna love you, but something’s pulling me away from you.

  • Madonna:

    I hate Lady Gaga. That bitch. She's reductive.

  • Lady Gaga:

    I love Madonna. She's a true icon in music.

  • Grace Jones:

    I hate Lady Gaga. She's fucking copying me!

  • Lady Gaga:

    I love Grace. Her music means the entire world to me.

  • Christina Aguilera:

    Lady who? The newbie? Ask me about something relevant!

  • Lady Gaga:

    I love Christina. She's a centerpiece of 90s iconography.

  • Interviewer:

    How do you feel about hate from other celebrities?

  • Lady Gaga:

    I'm not sure. We should probably ask my friends Marilyn Manson, David Bowie, Oprah, Britney Spears, Beyoncé, Tony Bennett, Elton John, Sting, Bruce Springsteen, Cher, Stevie Wonder, Cyndi Lauper, and even the dead fucking Michael Jackson. Here, use my oujia board. Let's ask him about how he wanted me to open for his tour.